Part of the issue I have reading scifi is so much of it is “a wandering band of white men set out to colonize space” and it’s just like reading a history book except there are asteroids.
oh it’s River. *everyone in the room groans* Time for smug, rapid-fire one-liners….
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
Anyone going to Dragon*Con this year? I need a small favor.
Anyone willing to help me out?
Favorite Movies Ever » Pitch Perfect (2012)
“We sing covers of songs, but we do it without any instruments. It’s all from our mouths!”

Errol Flynn in Sun Valley. Here, he reaches across time and space to flirt with you, dear viewer.